When athletes get caught using performance enhancing drugs, they are often subject to the modern day equivalent of a public execution.
What about the use of steroids in the entertainment industry? In an industry where drug use and depravity seem to go hand in hand, We suspect that there usage is more widespread then many would believe. There certainly isn’t much moral reason that celebs would avoid the juice. We intend on blowing the whistle on this non-athlete steroid scandal. And we’re not going to let our total lack of evidence stop us one bit.
Carrot Top:
Once upon a time Carrot Top was just your normal bizarrely hideous redheaded comedian.
If Carrot Top was not scary looking enough, he had to go and get absolutely shredded up and actually transformed himself into a monster from a horror movie:
Carrot Top has been lifting weights seriously for as many as 15 years. He has this video which is supposed to detail his diet and workout routine. However, Top seems confused by the high-protein cooking ingredients and doesn’t seem to know how to work most of the exercise machines: According to some bodybuilding sources close to us, the bulging veins all over The Carrot’s pasty body are a pretty strong indicator that he’s getting chemical assistance other than the two-drink minimum at the comedy club.
Charlie Sheen
With Sheen’s storied history of drug use it’s easy to imagine he took some chemical shortcuts.
Morning : Sheen would get up at 5am and run three to four miles, then have a protein shake for breakfast. Next came 90 minutes of martial arts training — Chinese wushu and Chinese boxing — followed by a 30-minute rest. Finally, he would end the morning with 90 minutes to two hours of basic weight training. Afternoon: Lunch was typically made up of broiled fish or chicken and steamed vegetables, followed by a massage and whirlpool (damn celebrities…). After that, he had one more hour of martial arts — he was preparing for the opening fight scene in Hot Shots . Another 30 minutes of rest followed, then 90 minutes of yoga.Finally, he did another hour and a half of weight training, so in a sense he also had a double split bodybuilding cycle like Stallone. Dinner was a lighter version of lunch and he was in bed by 9:30 or 10pm.
Sounds like a solid workout plan for overall fitness, but does not explain the large amount of mass he gained. The role called for a Rambo look and his salary for the film gave him 4 million one dollar reasons.
What about the use of steroids in the entertainment industry? In an industry where drug use and depravity seem to go hand in hand, We suspect that there usage is more widespread then many would believe. There certainly isn’t much moral reason that celebs would avoid the juice. We intend on blowing the whistle on this non-athlete steroid scandal. And we’re not going to let our total lack of evidence stop us one bit.
Carrot Top:
Once upon a time Carrot Top was just your normal bizarrely hideous redheaded comedian.
If Carrot Top was not scary looking enough, he had to go and get absolutely shredded up and actually transformed himself into a monster from a horror movie:
Carrot Top has been lifting weights seriously for as many as 15 years. He has this video which is supposed to detail his diet and workout routine. However, Top seems confused by the high-protein cooking ingredients and doesn’t seem to know how to work most of the exercise machines: According to some bodybuilding sources close to us, the bulging veins all over The Carrot’s pasty body are a pretty strong indicator that he’s getting chemical assistance other than the two-drink minimum at the comedy club.
Charlie Sheen
With Sheen’s storied history of drug use it’s easy to imagine he took some chemical shortcuts.
Morning : Sheen would get up at 5am and run three to four miles, then have a protein shake for breakfast. Next came 90 minutes of martial arts training — Chinese wushu and Chinese boxing — followed by a 30-minute rest. Finally, he would end the morning with 90 minutes to two hours of basic weight training. Afternoon: Lunch was typically made up of broiled fish or chicken and steamed vegetables, followed by a massage and whirlpool (damn celebrities…). After that, he had one more hour of martial arts — he was preparing for the opening fight scene in Hot Shots . Another 30 minutes of rest followed, then 90 minutes of yoga.Finally, he did another hour and a half of weight training, so in a sense he also had a double split bodybuilding cycle like Stallone. Dinner was a lighter version of lunch and he was in bed by 9:30 or 10pm.
Sounds like a solid workout plan for overall fitness, but does not explain the large amount of mass he gained. The role called for a Rambo look and his salary for the film gave him 4 million one dollar reasons.
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